Five things I love about my mom

1) She is incredibly talented and creative.

2) She hand made most of my halloween costumes when I was growing up. From a red yarn Raggedy Ann wig to a bird suit with individual blue and yellow felt feathers and webbed feet shoes.

3) She makes yummy chili

4) She came to all my riding competitions even though I know it made her sick to watch me galloping around and jumping fences on a horse.

5) The first dirty joke I ever heard was told to me by her:

Q: What did the bathtub say to the toilet?
A: "I may see as many ass holes as you do, but I don't have to take all the shit"

Happy Mother's Day Mommy Dearest! I LOVE YOU!!!